jokes
5/20/2013 08:23:36 pm

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad

Yo mama so fat she went to KFC to get a bucket of chicken they asked her what size and she said the one on the roof

Yo momma so fat she sued xbox 360 for guessing her weight

yo mama so fat that she dont need the internet she's already world wide

Yo mama so fat that when I ran out of gas trying to drive around her.

Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

Yo mama so fat, everytime she walks she does the harlem shake

Yo Momma so fat, I bumped into her and said "Sorry, my mistake." And she said "Did you just say steak?!"

Yo Mama So Fat she has mass whether the Higgs Boson exists or not.

Yo mama so fat she has two watches one for each time zone she's in.

Yo mama so fat she ate a whole Pizza....Hut.

Yo mama so fat I use her as a queen size matress and she doesn't even know it

Yo mama so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her

Yo mama so fat, she's "Large, Single, and ready to Pringle."

Yo momma so fat Joran van der Sloot couldn't make her body disappear.

yo Mama so fat her job with Hostess is why they went out of business

Yo mama so fat when she sat on my iPad she made a flat screen tv!

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ben gregson
5/20/2013 08:26:04 pm

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HEY!!! BEN
5/20/2013 08:26:46 pm

A Japanese drops a hammer out the window of a seven story window when he goes back down stairs he see a kid crying he ask the kid why he is crying and the kid says a hammer came out of the sky and hit my dad now he has a concussion.

An amerian drops a nuke out the window when he got outside he saw a kid laughing. He asked why he was laughing the kid said grandma farted and the house blew up.

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5/20/2013 08:31:28 pm

lol very funny :L

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lol
5/20/2013 08:32:36 pm

I got a call from my grandmother saying she only has one day to live. im still not paying the ransom!

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im BEHIND you
5/20/2013 08:34:49 pm

XD

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jap jokes
5/21/2013 08:07:30 pm

need a clone?

theres a jap for that.

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jokes
5/21/2013 08:09:20 pm

a proton, neutron and electron walk in to a bar.
japan exploades.

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jokes
5/21/2013 08:11:27 pm

an itv commentator has just said "the japanse will be trying to keep their eyes open in tokyo,"

i love casual racism.

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Nah
11/1/2017 12:02:09 pm

Best site for unblocked games tbh

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